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Silver Lake Scenesters
Horny Hipsters
Starring: Daisy Marie, Delilah Strong, Faith Leon, Phoebe, Haley
Scott, Veronica Jett, Tyler Knight, Marcus Leon, Barry Scott and John
E. Depth.
Directed by Vena Virago
Will Appeal To: Hipsters and scenesters!
From: VCA
2006
It’s a slow Saturday night in hipsterville. You and your tattooed dated
are browsing the X-rated aisles of your local video store, this title
will catch your eye. Perhaps you’re a hipster or scenester yourself,
living in Williamsburg or Manhattan’s Lower East Side or Silver Lake
itself. Maybe you know about these places, even though you’re stuck
someplace slightly less groovy. Whatever the case, if you’re in the
know, you’ll know. And if so, you’re probably already aware of all the
alt.porn out there, with Joanna Angel and Ron Royster titles taking up
space on your bookshelves beside your Ed Wood and Betty Page stuff.
The format of this vid isn’t a whole lot different from your standard
suck, lick and screw. What is different is all the trappings: the
makeup, wardrobe, sets, music. Everything looks really cool, as opposed
to tacky. Instead of fake boobs defying gravity, there are cute perky
tits that are just the right size. Replacing faux movie star sets of
lava rock pools and sweeping staircases are hipster apartments. And the
porn starlets here aren’t sporting bad Frederick’s of Hollywood
lingerie, they’re wearing clothes a normal person might actually want
to wear.
This is an interracial tape without the interracial sex being the main
“thrust.” It’s just black and white folks fucking. And it’s especially
hot if you appreciate the aesthetics of milky white skin against black
skin. These babes could not be any whiter; they sure as shit don’t look
like your clichéd California girls. Not a fake tan in sight!
Each scene starts with one of our “scenesters” espousing the ssss of
living in Silver Lake. Tyler Knight expounds about the “young, creative
people,” and he isn’t bullshitting. Silver Lake is hipsterville,
especially as opposed to the dreaded “Valley.”
Okay, okay! The sex, already! Scene one stars Delilah and Marcus,
making out and anal. Tyler Knight bangs Veronica in scene two and pulls
on her hot little pigtails. Haley takes on the gargantuan member of
hilariously pseudonymed John E. Depth. This is one huge black cock! And
she is soooo pale! Wearing white go-go boots, too. Yummy! When they try
anal he can barely cram in half his cock and he comes by jerking off
onto her face. Whew! Tyler returns for a threeway with Phoebe and
Faith, and this one’s a scorcher. The two babes are hot as hell, going
at each other enthusiastically. There’s much wild daisy chain action
and switching around before he comes into their gaping mouths. I was
slightly distracted by their socks…hey, it’s a weakness of mine! Pink
and green stripes on one, white anklets on the other. Oh my goodness!
I almost fell off the couch when the credits rolled; how many porn
movies thank The LA Cacophony Society. If you don’t know what that is,
well, you’re obviously no scenester yourself! Two extremely hip thumbs
up!
[Written Aug. 2006]
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