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The Black & Blue Ball

and Fetish Marathon Wrap-Up

Ah, the Fetish Marathon. I recall sitting in a Chelsea diner with members of TES discussing the possibilities of one big BDSM weekend. We came up with that title as a way to describe an exhaustive whirlwind of play parties and see-and-be-scene events. That was a few years ago and since then we’ve celebrated a few kinkfests together. Over last year’s I barely slept. But this year was gonna be different. TES decided to hold off until the Fourth of July weekend for their annual extravaganza of non-stop symposiums and 24-hour dungeon access. Xris of SMack! fame was having trouble finding a venue for his tenth anniversary bash. And the Black & Blue Ball was going to stick with their post-Memorial Day date. A month ago the weekend was looking decidedly non-marathon-ish. At the last minute things more or less came together, assisted in no small part by The Baroness [www.baroness.com] and the ladies of Slave to Lust [http://www.slavetolust.com].

I skipped all the associated munches and meetings. I missed the cocktail hours and spanking stuff. In fact, the only thing I managed to make it to was The Black & Blue Ball. Well, it IS the biggest fetish event of the year, right?

Mistress Carrie looked resplendent in a gorgeous ball gown of gathers and rosettes as Empress Chi Chi Valenti introduced the Ball’s producers with a flourish. For some reason, only Carrie appeared onstage while up in the wings, a gentleman made a “cut” motion across his throat as everyone wondered where Leda was. Perhaps she was getting herself into a particularly complicated ensemble. I never saw her.

Avalon was the perfect venue for the event, full of nooks and crannies and dimly lit side rooms. The space has been reconfigured somewhat and it seems to make better sense. Stairways have been widened and the lighting is spectacular. I especially love the upstairs back room (I’m sure it has some fancy name) that’s lit with colored bulbs. Mistress Syren was there holding court and presiding over the antics with the other ladies of The Den of Iniquity. She looks amazing, all tan and slender and blonde streaked! This space is adjacent to the larger room, formerly The Giger Room, which was serving as the dungeon. Banquettes full of beautiful dommes and fetish furniture made for a perfect setting, with DJ Lestat spinning the soundtrack for all the smacks and snaps. Penthouse columnist Victoria Zdrok and new Pet Krista Ayne were signing autographs as they watched the goings on. My friends and I wound up, as usual, in the bathroom, where we posed for wacky group shots.

What about the performances, you ask? Well I guess I missed most of them. There were so many distractions! I did see the lovely Julie Atlas Muz. Rather than spinning on a go-go pole, as I’d expected, she was crawling around the stage inside an enormous blown up ball! She was sharing the inflatable with another glamour girl and the sight was definitely arresting! Two aerialists in wonderful airbrushed “outfits” were swinging above the dance floor on trapezes, assisted by DJs Johnny Dynell and Saint James. It felt like the old days of Click + Drag at Mother! And I did catch the fashion show by Veritee Hill, which was fetish starlet studded and trés elegant.

As for the fetish royalty in attendance, there were all sorts of no-shows, including Mistress Evita. I guess Tampa is just too exciting! Maybe they weren’t no-shows…and I was just too busy boozing it up with Mistress Harlequinn [http://independentmistress.com] in the VIP room! For me, truly, these events are more like reunions and I often wind up just hanging out with people I don’t see as often as I’d like to. But, that said, where was The Baroness? Domina Skye? Dante Posh? Lady Kayla? Have the old guard dommes ceded the social whirl to the newly minted mistresses? I saw all sorts of young women in black latex and PVD but didn’t recognize a one. Sigh. I guess I’m part of that old guard!

The biggest disappointment for me was the lack of amazing outfits. I usually enjoy photographing the folks who most impress me and only the performers and models were wearing anything close to interesting. Foot fetishists might’ve been thrilled to see those many models milling about in flip flops and other flats. I was floored by Nicole Moan’s [www.nicolemoan.com] ceramic corsets. Penthouse’s Lainie Speyser said I had one of the best ensembles and that’s a sad commentary on everyone else’s attempts, since I was only wearing a corset and frilly panties. Mind you, it was a pretty special pairing of bright purples and pinks, but still! Perhaps it was the amorphous theme; what does one do to depict evolution? Dress as an ape? Or maybe it was all the rain. I know I was worried about my furry boots and ribbon hair accessories! But I even saw one young man in a wifebeater and blue jeans. What the? If I hadn’t been so focused on finding sugar daddies to keep me in vodka crans I would’ve kicked the guy’s ass! Anyway…

This year’s after hours party was moved from the familiar Paddles to Bacchus Studios, which I’ve recently rented for Boogie Nights and The Pink Party. It’s also been home to  two Kostume Kult fundraisers. Unfortunately Saul, the man running the show over there, and I have had a difference of opinion, shall we say. So I suppose it was just as well that I was too smashed to attend!

On Friday I found myself overwhelmed by the numerous social opportunities and discouraged by the continuous downpour of torrential rain, so instead of attending The Baroness’s Cocktail Party or checking out Slave to Lust’s Spankings Under the Stars, I stayed home. And on Saturday, rather than lacing myself into another corset for SMack! or the other BDSM events, I spent my night with a bunch of overgrown adolescents dressed as breakfast cereals at the big Chiller bash in Secaucus, New Jersey. I donned my Supergirl costume and we drank dozens of Bud talls. Yup, I traded fetish freaks for comic book freaks.

Sunday night it was still raining and I deliberated attending the final Fetish Retinue of the season. If I could’ve shown up in my sloppy jeans and no makeup, I might’ve…but I can’t be seen in such a state of disarray. Not only would I have disappointed the Baroness, but I have a reputation to uphold. Sadly I opted for the last season finales of The Sopranos and Big Love. Let’s hope I can summon up more enthusiasm for next year’s Fetish Marathon! And let’s hope it’s more of an actual marathon.

[Written June 2006]