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Romance Enhancers
Spice Up Your Valentine's Day
It’s the depths of winter and the year’s most romantic holiday is upon
us. What can you do with your love that’s a little different? I mean,
everyone’s buying roses and chocolates and burning scented candles.
Sure, there’s sexy lingerie but how about some little gifts that will
spice up your sex life besides the usual tired clichés? Here are
just a few suggestions to enhance your romance:
Products that promise to spice up your sex life are usually either
annoyingly cloying or totally crass. The Great Sex Deck offers 52 smart
and sexy ways to add a little zip to the old in/out. Color-coded for
her, for him or for the both of you, each card has a first-person
description of a suggested situation on one side and a more in-depth
explanation on the other. From theatrically ripping the clothes off
your lover’s body to experimenting with light bondage, from a sensual
bubble bath to exploring alternative erogenous zones, all sorts of
specific sex scenarios are spelled out and quiet romantic moments
recommended. Get your game at 52 Pick Up at www.sourcebooks.com.
The folks at Lover’s Choice carry nothing but romantic products
designed to add passion to your sex play and they invite your to
“express your love through touch” with their Amazing Hot Heart
Massager. Initially activated sort of the same way you make a glow
stick glow, this handy Valentine heats up to 120 degrees for a massage
with therapeutic warmth. And it can easily be reused again and again.
Available in red printed with I Love You, pink printed with XOXO, lime
green printed with Hot Stuff or purple printed with Sexy, this
palm-sized piece of heart-warming massage help will melt away kinks,
knots and the irritations of the day regardless of the color or cute
little message. Find your reheatable heart at www.loverschoice.tv.
Spectacular sex often begins with just a kiss, an innocent prelude to
passion. The folks at Erotic Cosmetics invite you to “taste the
passion” of their Sugar Lips. These lipsticks aren’t just different
shades of makeup, they’re scented and flavored as well. The colors
correspond to the scents and flavors, from the scandalous Squeeze My
Melons to the more whimsical Whip Me Cream. Each individual lipstick
contains a suggestive sex fortune to further pique your lover’s
interest. Plant a tasty kiss on your partner’s lips. Or feel free to
scrawl inviting overtures across your skin for your lover to lick off.
These yummy cosmetics offer endless opportunities to express yourself!
Pick up your favorite flavor at www.eroticcosmetics.com.
There is a plethora of smartass t-shirts available out there in
cyberspace. Not everyone wants to wear “I’d fuck me!” emblazoned across
their chests. What about sexy shirts with a high IQ? The folks at
Courtesan Clothing have the right idea, peddling their “sublime
garments for the wicked.” Enough, already, of the Hello Kitty panties
and “hottie” wifebeaters. How about a pair of knickers emblazoned with
Mike Hunt in a glittering metallic typeface? That’s the only piece in
their current collection that actually says something. The rest are
gorgeous 70s-esque graphics that you have to scrutinize a bit to spot
their oblique sexual inspirations. We especially love their “Birth”
design. Check ’em out at www.courtesanclothing.com.
And if you find yourself in need of some juice for the personal
satisfaction device you’re bestowing upon your loved one, might we
suggest the deviant folks at DeadBatteries.com? Not happy with just
your mainstream corporate AAs, these creative kooks have come up with
aesthetically pleasing power. They offer attractively decorated
batteries wrapped in graphics that will remind you of 60s lighters
There’s a cop cartoon, sexy pin-ups and a multi-colored psychedelic
design for those with slightly trippier tastes. They post new designs
and invite viewers to vote “Love it” or “It sucks,” so you can help
pick battery designs of the future. Get a jolt at www.deadbatteries.com.
[Written Jan. 2006]
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