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Vegas, Baby!

2006 AEE Party Wrap-Up

Every year for the past decade I’ve made my annual pilgrimage to Las Vegas for the big porno convention and though I enjoy roaming around the convention floor in search of swag, the high point for me is the parties! From businesslike cocktail hours to cattle call crowds in nightclubs to the corny Legends of Erotica, to just hangin’ out at The Venetian’s Circle Bar, there are oodles of opportunities to stay up all night.

One year I judged the quality of the parties by the size of their mountain of shrimp. And any event that features free booze is a-okay in my book! Porn stars and B-list celebs make things more exciting, but the promised porn stars often fail to appear, so I’ve learned not to expect them. The best is when you can actually have a conversation with someone—anyone—since the whole purpose of being at a party is to have fun and socialize.

The big ones thrown by the big companies—or a group of them—almost always suck. Last year, the Pure Play Media party at the Hard Rock was so mobbed that the president of the company himself couldn’t get in. The space was over capacity, so bouncers were turning people away. We wound up on line with the president till we finally gave up. Also in 2005, I offered an alternative to the corporate-sponsored mob scenes: my Mondo Porno bash. It was in a tacky ballroom at the Boardwalk Casino and Hotel, with Coyote Shivers driving up from LA and Erocktica jetting in from Manhattan. Judging by the feedback I received, it was the only party people truly enjoyed. The mere fact that everyone who wanted to get in actually got in was probably its biggest selling point.

I didn’t even bother trying to get into any of the big bashes this year, since they’re such a waste of time. Except for the Penthouse party. I went to that with my husband; he’s the managing editor of Penthouse Forum and Girls of Penthouse and he needed to put in an appearance. The party was billed as the “Penthouse Lingerie Party” and we assumed there would be a lingerie fashion show. Alas, no such luck. After waiting an hour for the place to open (we’d been told the party started at 9:00 and the venue didn’t even open till 10:30), we were shuffled from one “VIP” line to another and then herded into the cold, dark club. The Pets were all in the lovely lingerie, but they were stuck in one tiny little VIP area with a few bottles of vodka. Man, whoever came up with that buy-a-bottle-sit-in-the-VIP-section concept should be executed. A bunch of business-type guys were milling around hoping to get a word with one of the girls, but for the most part it was just a loud nightclub. And no fashion show. The evening was salvaged, however, when I met up with friends at The V Bar, which by that late hour was thankfully not a mob scene, and then randomly ran into a friend from home who knew friends of friends. He and his posse had a limo driven by the guy who’d been Flava Flav’s babysitter and chauffeur on that wacky reality show and he ferried us from one cool club to another, slipping us in ahead of the lines n shit. We wound up dancing to a slammin’ DJ at Empire Ballroom until just about dawn with no porno conventioneers in sight. Woot!

Thursday night I went to the Adult DVD Talk bash, held in a suite at the MGM Grand. The bar for suite parties was set pretty high back in 2004 when  my friend Paul Nathan and his co-host Dirty Dan threw their party. Between Dennis Hof, Ron Jeremy and Motorhead’s Lemmy, it had an impressive celebrity quotient. And with the fleshy female being fisted, Dirty Dan being simultaneously spanked and skewered and the delightful tranny Tara Emory pissing into her own mouth, my eyes were just about boggling right out of my head. They threw their party again this year, but the antics weren’t quite as manic. There was some spanking and bondage and a few appletini body shots, but I didn’t spot any penetration. Sigh. I am so jaded! I had a great time, though, and met some pretty amazing people, as you can tell by the accompanying photographs.

Anyway! Back to the Adult DVD Talk party. They had a fab spread of food, not highbrow or big budget, but plentiful: wraps, sandwiches, snackies and the usual crudité. But the enormous bowl of mini candy bars really sealed the deal. Ya gotta love baby Milky Way bars! Even better were the well-stocked bar, the bathtub full of beer and a bunch of extremely friendly people. The host and hostess were hilarious, sharing their stories of moving to Maine and how they’d managed to smuggle all the booze upstairs in their rolly suitcases. Porn auteur David Aaron Clark made an appearance with his sidekick Brian Surewood, who generously shared his party favors. The rooms were full of mostly guys till porn chick manager Mark Spiegler showed up with about a dozen babes. There must’ve been some sort of action going on in the smoking bedroom at one point, cause a bunch of photographers were jockeying for shots. I couldn’t be bothered getting up to go check it out, though, as I was deep in conversation with some guy about San Francisco vs. New York City—one of my favorite topics! We hung out there for hours, from being almost the very first people to arrive to being just about the last to leave. It was casual, comfortable and the ideal alternative to waiting in long lines with company presidents unable to get into their own parties!

All in all, the nightlife was pretty damned good this year, though I’m pretty easy to please. Next year I’m definitely gonna do another Mondo Porno and I’m hoping to conspire with Paul and Dirty Dan on a bigger, sicker suite party too. So stay tuned for 2007!

[Written Jan. 2006]